fact. 

splintercellconviction:

badass-ium:

you can make a Deadpool mask out of two pieces of underwear

barely four months into 2013 and we already have a candidate for the nobel peace prize

teenshota:

if there is one piece of writing that survives into 3209 i hope this is it

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.

euclase:

I still think this is the best, though.

inutilium:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

GREATEST.POST.EVER.

deduction-to-seduction:

arrestingmyselfinthetardis:

jonxdaenerys:

hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:

jonxdaenerys:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:

1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey

2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson

3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor

was that last one really necessary

everything-is-true:

wols:

when you can actually feel your mental state disintegrating slowly

i didnt think oregon trail gifs could sum up my life but well there we go

hadapurpura:

st0ners-with—b0ners:

piercingsandolivia:

crying omg

me

cleverblondeinaunionjack:

#i like how Eve is like ‘oh god no i don’t like this question #and john is like ‘my time has come’

shutupanddiehl:

lbr I’ve been waiting for the dvd just so I can make this

Supernatural: Hiatus Survival Update 

rulerofnothingimportant:

Day 8: Review of how we are coping with the Hiatus…..

#so much pain in his expression

spikeschilde621:

Jared you are 5

doodleholic:

Islington Print Giveaway

So, I have an extra print of my Benedict Cumberbatch as the Angel Islington painting, and I have absolutely no use for it whatsoever. Since it was the first proof, the colors are slightly less saturated than I intended, which I have been assured is completely unnoticeable to anyone that is not me. It’s also been sitting on my printer for the last two months, so there may be a few scuff marks that are unnoticeable when looked at directly.

But I used good ink and paper, so chucking it is a no go. I’ve decided to give it away and hopefully make someone else happy.

Dimensions are 9.38”x13” (the actual image size) printed on 11”x14” Strathmore smooth Bristol with an Epson WF7510 printer. Bears artist proof, title, and my signature in pencil along the bottom.

Da Rules:

• Reblog to your heart’s content, but only the first one counts.

• Likes do not count toward entry.

• I don’t particularly care if you are following me, but if you are, this grants you one extra entry. (Two if you were following me prior to this announcement.)

Other Things:

• Winner shall be selected via random number generator.
  

• I will ship this anywhere in the world at my own expense, but I’m cheap, so it probably won’t be priority shipping. If you live somewhere outside the U.S. where this could for some inexplicable reason incur customs fees, those are on you.

• I will be contacting the winner via ask box to request a shipping address. If I cannot contact you, or if you do not respond within 24 hours, I will select another winner.

• Also, if you’re under 18, make sure this is cool with your parents.

End Date: May 30, 2013. I will draw and contact the winner at approximately 7:00 p.m. EST.

Allons-y!